Gunfight at the OK Corral?...how about Gunfight at the Quicken Loans Arena?!?!
Sorry folks! but the Secret Service just spoiled all the fun for the Democrats and everyone else, by not permitting this spectacle to occur...the ultimate scripted reality show, where everyone knows the ending right from the very beginning.
Yes! who wouldn't have loved to see Cruz and Trump, just go at each other in a good old fashioned Gunfight at the Republican's National Convention Clown Show?...winner takes all!
It's all show for Trump who responded with; "I think you'd have riots, if I'm not the nominee".
Now he's baiting riots...and threatening Lawsuits with everyone at the RNC, if he doesn't get what he wants? Incredible! you have the Trump factions...all the KKK, Neo-Nazi, and Benito Mussolini supporters enjoying their new found love for Ohio and their Open-Carry Laws.
Then from the great state of Texas!...comes the Cruz Crew of raving batshit lunatics and their open-carry, all in full gear ready to march into Cleveland with their Guns, Crosses, and Bibles...if those Trump jerks try anything, the Cruz jerks are going to be ready and on the lookout for snipers.
Oh! it would've been so much fun, watching politically lobotomized brainless Zombies going up against a bunch of 'Black Hat' Cowboys right out of Blazing Saddles...the people of the land, the common clay of the American West, the "Bundy" generation of Buckaroos. As Willie Nelson says; :"Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be Cowboys"
And they really expect the GOP to make a case for carrying firearms in a place where hundreds of Republican Congressional Legislators, both at State Level and the US Congress, congregates?? Like the Law that allows people in Atlanta to carry Guns into Bars!!
The GOP is dangerously playing with Murphy's Law! something is going to happen, sooner or later when a bunch of screwball lunatics decide to settle their disagreements in Cleveland...while, all being fully armed. Put the Guns down and settle the differences respectively? In you dreams!
The damage to the Republican Party has been a work in progress...this, is just the icing on the cake. Debates about Penis Sizes, Tits and Ass, and now my wife is hotter than your wife! Sinister persuasions to people to beat up others at Campaign events! And now, trying to force the Grand Old Party into accepting him...by baiting more hate, and even Riots in the streets!
Maybe, it would've been better just to allow all the delegates to pack a gun...a Great Cleveland Shootout would've wiped out and cleaned up all that batshit waste on both camps, and would allow the Republicans to rise up from the ashes of all the chaos and begin to rebuild. Sorry Cleveland! you do deserve better!